Mario Balotelli doesn’t make me feel like I’m watching any kind of movie. Mario Balotelli is a movie. This is, after all, a man who, two weeks after signing with City, crashed his Audi while carrying 5,000 pounds on him. When the police asked him why he was carrying such a knot, he responded, “Because I am rich.
Chris Ryan, The Reducer Week 9: Manchester City lights up Manchester United, and the rest of the English Premier League - Grantland